This is Casper Smart and Xtina’s fiance’s cue to start drooling with jealousy, because do their sugar mamas take them to such refined couturiers like Men’s Wearhouse? I think not.
While wearing the exact same ensemble you wore to a 4th grade slumber party in 1988 (I’m sorry if I brought back painful memories of frozen panties and Vaseline toilet seats), Our Lady of Cheetos took Normal Guy Dave on a shopping spree at Men’s Wearhouse in Westlake Village, CA yesterday. Good, because his ass needs a suit. I bet it was just like that scene in Pretty Woman. After they strolled in, Brit Brit took the manager aside, flashed the pre-paid Capital One MasterCard her daddy gave her and told the manager they were going to spend an OBSCENE amount of money. The manager asked exactly how obscene an amount of money she was talking about, to which Brit Brit replied, “RILL UH-FENSIVE!” Then Mary Kate, Mary Kate, Mary Francis and Tovah all came out and Normal Guy Dave modeled khaki suit after khaki suit while “Pretty Woman” played on a speaker above. It was a fashion montage that Men’s Wearhouse will never forget. Brit Brit really knows how to treat her hos.
And Normal Guy Dave liked the way he looked! I guarantee it! (Never 4Get George Zimmer!)