Night Crumbs
Finally, a version of Drunk In Love that speaks to all of my interests – Towleroad
In Good God Girl Get A Grip news, RiRi might be dipping into The Difficult Brown again – Lainey Gossip
Miss Pantene 1986 and the Waggin’ Train jerky in a witch hat are off of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, probably – Reality Tea
Presenting Giorgio Armani, the Death Eaters’ newest enemy #1 – Celebitchy
And we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming of whores and trash to bring you a sweet moment – The Superficial
Keeping it demure and subtle: Taylor Momsen is – Drunken Stepfather
Maria Menonous dresses as a showgirl for her job, but what kind of showgirl wears a felt placemat as a skirt? – Hollywood Tuna
But is The Biebs wearing CROCs?! Sentence that trash to Death Row immediately! – IDLYITW
Was the last picture taken in Mr. Rogers’ puppet factory? – The Berry
And one second after this picture was taken, two British grannies bent MiserAlba over and had tea on her back – Popoholic
BREAKING: St. Angie Jolie is the child army’s head cook now – ICYDK
This reads like the plot of the weirdest Tyler Perry movie ever – OMG Blog
Mr. Schue is going to be in Finding Neverland the Musical – Just Jared
Michelle Rodriguez finds her inner balance as Thai ants find her inner colon – Celebslam
Don’t be tardy to the taxman – CDAN
Why is that furry animal attacking RiRi’s tits? – Popsugar
Doesn’t everybody have a Candice Bergen sex doll? – SOW