Afternoon Crumbs
RPattz spent the day in Toronto working in the freezing cold with a slow, drooling animal who kept stopping to piss, but it still beat working with Kristen Stewart – Lainey Gossip
Carol Alt doesn’t get why everyone is jizzing through all their orifices over Kate Upton – Drunken Stepfather
Sam Worthington’s wife, who looks like a mash-up of Baby Spice and Yolanda Foster, came at the pap first – Celebitchy
Looking got renewed for a second season, and where do I sign the petition to get a full episode of nothing but Russell Tovey jump roping in the park naked? – Towleroad
Kat Dennings took her chichi balls to Letterman – The Superficial
Children recreate scenes from the Best Picture Oscar nominees and I don’t know why but the Jared Leto one threw me in a coffin and closed the lid – The Berry
Olivia Munn figured she couldn’t go wrong with pink bubble wrap and hard nips. She figured wrong – Popoholic
In case you missed it the first time around, Beyonce swerving out ho shit moves in the Partition video. One of you will probably push me down the stairs for saying this, but I got Cristal Conner vibes from this… – IDLYITW
Mario Singer will never get Turtle Time with Ramona Singer again. I don’t know what that means exactly and I don’t want to know – Reality Tea
And later, Katherine Heeeeeeeeigl used that bottle to beg for change outside of the gym, because she’s just trying to support her family! – Popoholic
Dallas Buyers Club and True Detective what? THIS is the Texas T-Rex’s finest performance! – Pajiba
Drinks are on Sandy B! And can I get a couple of houses and a car with that gin and tonic? – ICYDK
Please tell me he screamed, “BIIIIIIIIIITCH,” at the cops while getting arrested – Popsugar
Saturday Night Live might as well call it a day, because what reason is there for it go on now that Alec Baldwin has vowed to never go on it again? – HuffPo
YAAAASS to Texas – Boy Culture
Work that burly man weave, Jakey! – Just Jared
What Dustin Lance Black gets to lay his head on every night – (NSFWish) OMG Blog
Former public life liver Alec Baldwin is playing a journalist in Law & Order: SVU – Popbytes
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