Afternoon Crumbs
Yeah, yeah, Brit Brit’s chichis look like two uncooked Bisquick dumplings, but the hell kind of hillbilly daytime business suit is Normal Guy Dave wearing? – The Superficial
Wheelchair Jimmy might’ve boned that Ann Jillian wig off of RiRi’s head in Paris – Lainey Gossip
I see that Megan Fox’s old Marilyn Monroe face tattoo found another home on Helen Flanagan’s arm – Hollywood Tuna
Chrissy Tiegen and John Legend didn’t have a wedding cake?! They can go straight to Hell for that! – Celebitchy
The sole reason why Trojan should make eyeball condoms – Drunken Stepfather
Why did I think this was a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar butt humping Chrissy Teigen? – IDLYITW
And every Dancing with the Has-Beens dude dancer just quit, because they aren’t looking to snap their spine in half while trying to lift NeNe Leakes – Reality Tea
Is it normal for my nips to get hard while watching The Silver Fox drag a dumbass Arizona senator over the anti-gay law? – Towleroad
Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing my dog’s bed around her neck – Popoholic
Tommy Lee is getting married for the fourth time and I hope this time he lets his triple stuffed salchicha peen wear the tux – ICYDK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – Jezebel
….But I still would and I wouldn’t even be ashamed about it – The Berry
This list of the 15 TV Restaurants We Wish We Could Dine In is totally invalid without The Lanford Lunchbox on it – Pajiba
Lena Dunham will host SNL and will probably be the first ever to host it completely naked – HuffPo
Something you saw coming: a Beyonce SURFBOART soundboard – OMG Blog
Pam from The Office has a case of the BABIES!!! again – Popsugar
What a luscious pair of fur puppies and his dogs are okay too, I guess – Just Jared
The time a goldfish shat in Jonah Hill’s mouth – SOW
Pic: Splash