Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 24, 2014 / Posted by:

If you replaced that carton of milk (or whatever the hell that is) with a gravy boat full of melted butter, this is exactly what it looks like when Paula Deen’s husband Michael Groover takes a bath.

This hot German daddy bear who is making your tongue extra moist is the star of a ridiculous commercial for Germany’s largest grocery store EDEKA. This is exactly what it looks like when a pepaw spikes his Metamucil with Molly. He serves up the sweet moves in supermarket aisles, he hand delivers a cake to two hot memaws, he steals a hairy pussy from a sushi-eating chick and he smokes a hot dog like it’s a cigar. It’s zuper! I have no idea what he’s saying, but it’s still doing zuper things to me. Get into a hot milk bath and enjoy the Germany fuckery:

I know, I didn’t know David Lynch directed commercials for German grocery store chains. And yes, I’d totally hit it in a tub of German cereal and leche while screaming, “ZUPER YES!

via Buzzfeed

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