Open Post: Hosted By A 9-Year-Old January Jones

February 23, 2014 / Posted by:

Humanized vertical ice cube tray January Jones Instagrammed this picture of her 9-year-old self in 1988 and one of my only comments about this is: AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

That shirt. That mullet. That eye squint. Those pre-braces teefs. That picture has forced me to be disappointed with myself, because I went through the 1980s without having a mullet at least once. What’s the point of living in the 80s if you didn’t have hair like an Eastern European lesbian tennis player? If I could do it all over again, I’d definitely get a mullet. But really, I call shenanigans on that picture. There’s no way that January Jones was ever an average, normal human child. We all know that she’s an icicle that was brought to life and turned into a human by an evil, black magic witch.

And here’s January Jones and her kid Xander in L.A. ten days ago. May the “That’s Jason Sudeikis’ mini-me, no, that’s Matthew Vaughn’s mini-me!” comments commence!

Pics: Splash

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >