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February 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Bob Herzog, traffic reporter for Ohio’s Local 12 WKRC-TV who busted out the traffic reporter version of Frozen’s “Let It Go” called “Just Don’t Go.”

Every Friday, Bob Herzog hosts a “Dance Party Friday” where he squirts out several layers of cheese while delivering the local traffic report. Last Friday, Bob devoted his traffic report to Frozen’s “Let It Go,” because the weather was so damn icy that it was pretty much like being trapped in the Snow Queen’s queef bubble. Bob has watched so many covers of that shit on YouTube with his daughter that it gave him the idea to do his own version.

This wasn’t even some half-assed shit. Bob gave it his all. My nerves tingled while he poured the raw emotion as they cut to scenes of people pushing their cars in the snow. I swear, I want to get as much gold together as I can, melt it down and mold him a Tony award myself so that I can throw it at him. He deserves all the Tony awards for this shit. He took my emotions on a roller coaster ride. He went up, he went down, he went all the way around.

I’m all the way in California where I’ve worn boring cut-off sweat shorts every single day for months, but I feel the winter freeze in him. The endless winter has made him gone crazy to the point where he’s doing this shit and I love it all. You’re not doing the weather right if I don’t want to throw a rose bouquet at you while giving you a standing ovation. Behold, the Michael Crawford of traffic reporters!

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