A hero to stoners everywhere!
Mashable says that earlier this month, a Photoshopped picture of three Girl Scouts selling cookies in front of a Colorado marijuana dispensary made the rounds before the Girl Scouts of Colorado said it was a hoax and that they’d never approve of that shit. Well, I guess that gave this genius Girl Scout the idea, because on President’s Day she and her mom set up shop in front of The Green Cross marijuana dispensary in San Francisco. 13-year-old Danielle Lei’s mom Carol said that she contacted The Green Cross beforehand to get their permission. Um, of course they’re going to say FUCK YAAASSS. If they said no, it would’ve been the first time in history when a stoner turned down easy access munchies.
Not surprisingly, Danielle sold 117 boxes in 2 hours. Carol says that she let her daughter sell in front of a weed shop, because she’s a ~cool mom~ and wanted to start a discussion with her daughter about how some people inhale clouds of good shit for medical reasons and some do it to go up, up and away.
“You put it in terms that they may understand. I’m not condoning it, I’m not saying go out in the streets and take marijuana […] It also adds a little bit of cool factor. I can be a cool parent for a little bit.”
Unlike the Girl Scouts of Colorado, the Girl Scouts of Northern California have zero problems with this and say that if her mom’s okay with it, they’re okay with it. Girl Scouts can sell in front of any legitimate business. Since Danielle sold so many boxers in front of The Green Cross, she’s going back this Saturday to sell more.
Dear Forbes, please gives Danielle Lei the title of Serious Business Woman of the Century, because this is a girl who knows her audience and knows how to bring in that cash. The entire Girl Scouts organization could learn something from her. They should put out a line of pot Samoas, pot Peanut Butter Patties, pot Dos-si-dos, etc… If they did that, I’d spend every last cent I have on those cookies and the next time you’d see me I would be on TLC’s new show called I Weigh 600 Pounds From Eating Pot Girl Scout Cookies And I Don’t Give A Fuck.