The entire gold digging community bowed their heads and poured one out yesterday for Mad Mel Gibson’s ex-piece and the mother of his kid Oksana Grigorieva when her status changed from “gold digger” to “failed gold digger” after she filed for bankruptcy. OctoSana claimed that she’s got only $10 cash in her coin purse and she’s $438,000 in the hole. It was a sad day for all gold diggers and it gets worse….
In 2011, OctoSana did the dumb bitch move of all dumb bitch moves by turning down Mad Mel’s offer to settle for $15 million, because she and her lawyers thought she could get more. She didn’t. A judge later ruled that Mad Mel must pay her $750,000 in 5 installments until 2016. As part of the settlement deal, OctoSana promised to not let Mel Gibson’s name come out of her mouth to the media. OctoSana broke that little rule when she went on Howard Stern in October.
TMZ notes that Howard brought up Mel a lot and OctoSana kept it brief, but she still answered questions about him. The full interview is here if your ears need that. Mad Mel Gibson’s lawyers felt like OctoSana violated their settlement agreement and took it to the courts! The judge reviewed the interview and after Mad Mel slipped the judge a check with four zeros on it (probably), they ruled that OctoSana did violate the settlement agreement. The judge ruled that OctoSana gave up the rest of her settlement by talking to Stern about Mad Mel. Mad Mel still owed her $375,000 and now she’s not going to get any of it.
I listened to Howard’s interview with OctoSana again and she didn’t really say anything about him directly. Howard would ask her a question about Mad Mel and she’d spit out non-direct answers like, “it’s too painful to talk about,” or “thank you.” But she should’ve never went on Howard in the first place. If she couldn’t resist the urge to not scratch her fame whore gene and she just had to go on Stern, she should’ve done what she did when Mel told her to blow him: kept her pool noodle lips shut the entire time.
So now OctoSana is as bankrupt as her lips and she won’t get another cent from Mad Mel unless she takes up his offer to blow him for $5 and you know he offered her that since he still hasn’t gotten a blow job in decades. The sadness of it all. I’m going to go and re-read old Elin Nordegren posts, because my soul needs a feel-good gold digger story.