Night Crumbs

February 21, 2014 / Posted by:

Prince Pierced Peen of Monaco’s prison pride Princess Charlene was papped kissing some other dude in the Caribbean and this might be the first time in years she’s ever given a look that didn’t say, “Send me to the guillotine now.” Also, I’m going to file DIE SKANDAL in my brain for when I need a hot foreign phrase that is slightly less dramatic than ESCANDALO! – Lainey Gossip

PANTY CREAMER OF THE DECADE: A topless and yarn beard-wearing ASkars in the South Pole. I’d hit it so hard that the hos who don’t believe in global warming would definitely believe in global warming – Just Jared

Doesn’t TLC already have The Virgin Diaries? – Celebitchy

RiRi pulls a stunt out of Mimi’s attention slut playbook by posing in a bikini in the snow - Drunken Stepfather

Nate Berkus and Jeremiah from The Chupa Zoe Project giving us “hungover as hell in the park” for Banana Republic – Towleroad

Emma Stone’s bare chichis didn’t make an appearance on the Internet this week. Go easy when you break the news to your boner - The Superficial

I bet Falkor Rimes is the one who bought all of Brandi Glanville’s books, just so she could burn them while inhaling the smoke – Reality Tea

Why do I suddenly have a craving for Skittles and leche – Hollywood Tuna

You mean to tell me that’s not Nicki Minaj’s real hair? All this time I feel like I’ve been lied to! – Jezebel

Chrissy Snow (or maybe it was Cindy Snow) definitely wore it better – Popoholic

I know you won’t be able to close your eyes and frolic through dreamland without knowing that Hilary Duff went to the gym yesterday – IDLYITW

Jessica Biel is opening a restaurant, because she needs something to do while Justin Timberlake is off doing whatever without her ass  - ICYDK

Something to ruin your Friday and give you the sads: Liam Neeson talks about missing his wife Natasha RichardsonPajiba

Grab your favorite cum rag, it’s Fap Friday again – The Berry

Either Eva Mendes needs to get a restraining order, or Ryan Gosling is letting the world know he’s still doing her – Popsugar

How long before Brit Brit eats her weave because she thinks it tastes like Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? – HuffPo

Crazy ass raccoon going crazy ass on some bubble wrap. I think it’s hooked and now it’ll be trolling the streets looking for its next bubble wrap fix – SOW

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