Looks like the not-an-engament ring picked the right night to stay at home on the couch eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and catching up on Parenthood (“Oh Amber’s pill-addicted soldier fiancé; will you ever find peace?” the ring sobs, as he wipes more Cheetos dust on his Pajancho).
Katy Perry got booed hard last night at the Moschino show in Milan, and not because she ripped off Magica De Spell’s look (even though that is a boo-worthy offense). According to Us Weekly, the Moschino show was scheduled for 8pm, but they couldn’t start until designer Jeremy Scott’s best gals Katy Perry and Rita Ora showed up. And because troweling on 18 layers of clown spackle takes time, Katy didn’t show up till close to 9pm. Rita Ora also showed up late, about 15 minutes earlier than Katy, but either people don’t know who she is or simply chose to take pity on someone who willingly barebacked a Kardashian, because she didn’t get booed. At least not by people in Milan; Rita gets a boo from me because the only Rita that should be wearing that Swiss Cheese cracker dress is Rita from Idiocracy.
However, being tardy to the party might not have been Katy’s fault; a source told Us Weekly that 9pm was the time Katy was told to arrive, with another source saying timing issues are to be expected during a busy fashion week. Regardless, when Katy finally arrived, she hopped up on the runway so that photographers could take pictures of her in head-to-toe Moschino, but literally everyone was totally over it and booed her ass until she got down. I kind of love how in the video you can see almost see her snap. Imagine if we’d gotten a video of Katy Perry whipping that handbag at some boo-having hater’s face? One can dream.