Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 19, 2014 / Posted by:

I really don’t know who the true HSOTD in this story is. Is it Judy Cox for being named Judy Cox and for being so disgusted by INDECENT and slutty t-shirts sold at PacSun that she bought all of them so that the eyes of children would never see them? Is it the INDECENT and slutty t-shirts for making Judy Cox unclutch her pearls to reach into her wallet to buy them all? Or is it PacSun for still existing, because I didn’t know they did? You know, it’s all of the above. It’s all of the above.

Maude Flanders has been reincarnated and now her THINK OF THE CHILDREN spirit lives in Judy Cox of Utah. Judy Cox tells The Daily Herald that she was shopping with her 18-year-old son at the University Mall in Orem (aka “Family City USA“) on Saturday when her eyes burned with pure sin as they landed on a t-shirt with half-naked chicks on them. Lucifer showed himself to Judy Cox in the form of a cotton t-shirt with tits on them and she wasn’t going to stand for it. The whorey t-shirts, which are part of PacSun’s Visual Heartbreakers line, were in the store’s window and Judy Cox didn’t think any children should see them, so she went into the store and complained to the manager. Some of the t-shirts, which are straight out of a 15-year-old straight dude’s Tumblr page, look like this by the way:

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The manager agreed with Ms. Cox, but said that the only thing they could do was email her complaint to corporate. Judy Cox said okay, pulled her 18-year-old son off the pile of t-shirts he was humping and left the store. But Judy Cox tells 4Utah that she was still bothered by those titties and nalgas t-shirts as she left the mall and she couldn’t allow the eyes of innocent Mormon children to be exposed to that skanky shit for another second. Judy Cox went back to the PacSun and bought every one of those t-shirts the store had in stock.

“As I was leaving the mall I had this thought coming to me that I can’t leave it, I can’t let it stay in the window for 3 or 4 days while someone makes a decision. I told her it didn’t matter what the cost was that I just wanted every single one, including the displays out of the store.”

Judy Cox ended up spending $567 for that mess. Her plan is to return all of the t-shirts in 60 days for a full refund. But I’m sure PacSun’s plan is to immediately change their return policy to STORE CREDIT ONLY. Joke’s on you, Cox!

The Daily Herald put up Judy Cox’s story on Monday and after it went viral yesterday, she has been hit up with interview requests. She’s going to be on the Laura Ingraham Show this morning and conservative organizations like Twelve Crazy Bitches With Too Much Time On Their Hands One Million Moms, United Families and Women for Decency have slow clapped for her and given her their support. Judy Cox is also planning to meet with Orem’s city attorney to see if she can get the shirts banned from the PacSun completely.

When I worked in retail, the managers told us that if one particular item sold well, corporate would see that in their computers and send the store even more of that crap. So will the local news please have all cameras on Judy Cox when her head and wallet both explode after she walks by the PacSun and sees it covered in nothing but those INDECENT t-shirts? But whatever, I’m walking hard with Judy Cox. Whenever I walk by a store and see those dark-sided, footwear-of-Satan known as CROCs in the window, I wish all my credit cards weren’t maxed out so I could buy them all, melt them for their plastic, mold them into dildos and give them out to needy horny people. I feel you, Judy Cox.

And if Judy Cox’s son isn’t gay, then she’s going to have a hell of a time explaining to PacSun’s cashier why the t-shirts she’s trying to return smell like bleach and pancake batter and look like they were dipped in Elmer’s glue.

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