Based on those pictures of Michelle Rodriguez getting every kind of crunk at a Knicks game, I thought she was in an EXCLUSIVO three-way relationship with Jack Daniels and a vaporizer. But MRod has a lot of love to give and apparently she’s scissoring some of that wet, sloppy love on the crotch of hipster model Cara Delevingne. Even though MRod and Cara put on a drunken, messy gayelle show at the Knicks game and got hers-and-hers hangover cure IV drips (Side note: I’ll stick to menudo enemas as my hangover cure of choice, thankyouverymuch), I didn’t think they were really clit wrestling for real. But 35-year-old MRod supposedly told The Mirror (aka The Mine Of Salt Daily) that she and 21-year-old Cara have been licking on each other’s chochas for about six weeks now and Cara is so tough that she regularly wins their lesbian oil wrestling matches (which I’m sure they do every night).
“It’s going really well. She’s so cool. When we started hanging out I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together. She’s hard though. You wouldn’t want to mess with her in a fight.”
The Mirror’s source also says that things are so serious that MRod’s going to Cara’s older sister’s bachelorette party in L.A. next month.
This is coming from The Mirror, so I don’t know… I won’t believe it one hundred percent until I see paparazzi pictures of Cara Delewhatevervine walking around without eyebrows because MRod munched her pruned woolly bear brows right off. And you know MRod can.
Here’s some sort-of-funny pictures of Cara and a barefoot MRod going into and leaving Prince’s show in London last night.