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February 18, 2014 / Posted by:

The island of Ōkunoshima in Japan, also known as Rabbit Island!

Back in World War II times, Ōkunoshima was used for not cute shit: making poisonous gas. But after the war, they somehow got rid of (read: dumped it, buried it, burned it and sold a bunch of it to the US where it was used as the secret ingredient in AquaNet) all that poisonous gas and now it’s used for much more cuter shit. It’s home to hundreds of wild rabbits! Some say that the over 300 rabbits living on the island now are relatives of the rabbits who were used for chemical testing (insert endlesssadface.jpeg here) during war times, but others say that isn’t true.

The army of rabbits is one of the island’s main attractions and they sell bags of rabbit pellets, because they want you to feed them. But they don’t want you to hunt the rabbits and they don’t want to see any of the rabbits harmed, so dogs, cats, Elmer Fudd, Glenn Close and the Trollsens are all banned from Rabbit Island.

Here’s a video that’s been making the rounds of a girl getting swarmed by tons of fucking rabbits on Rabbit Island.

All those rabbits. I’m surprised that the island hasn’t sunk from the weight of the millions of butt Whoppers that those rabbits shit out every second. And when they’re not shitting or chasing after a human for food, they’re probably fucking. They should call that island Fuck Island. Actually, they can’t do that. Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar’s bedroom already owns that title.

I don’t know if that video gives me the awwws or gives me the scareds since it’s only a matter of time before that army of rabbits grows to the millions and they swim to shore and become our new overlords. Well, I guess being eaten alive by a horde of bunnies is kind of an adorable way to go.

Speaking of being eaten alive by rabbits, let’s all chip in to buy Donald Trump a plane and ferry ticket to Rabbit Island. As soon as he steps off that ferry and as soon as those rabbits see his rotten carrot face….

via Jezebel

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