If you’re having a hard time finding Botox in the L.A. area, you now know the reason why. Megan Fox recently birthed out her second child, so her Pillow People face and the Botox needle have reunited and they will not leave each other’s side for a while. I know it’s my job (Ha, I just called this job) to know which celebwhores, from A to Zzz-list, have a case of the BABIES!!!, but the memory of the greatest philosopher of our time being knocked up with a baby silver fox must’ve been deleted from my brain, because I totally forgot until I read the news last night. Too Fab says that the third spawn of David Silver has arrived, but that’s the only detail they’ve got.
This is the second boy for the couple, who welcomed son Noah in September 2012, and the third son for Green — who also has 11-year-old Kassius with ex Vanessa Marcil.
No other details about the baby were immediately made available.
How rude and selfish of Megan and Brian Austin Green to leak the news of their baby being born to Too Fab without even hinting at what that kid’s name is. That’s really the only thing anybody cares about. We can figure this out. Megan and BAG named their first son Noah, because their souls get the tingles for Jesus and a crucifix hangs right next to her cover of Maxim. So they’ll either give him another bible name (fingers crossed for James the Just or Maher-shalal-hash-baz) or she’ll name him Fillers after her favorite spiritual pick-me-and-my-face-up.
And Megan got knocked up six seconds after giving birth to her first kid, so they probably haven’t gotten around to naming their second one, because his wet burrito peen (it wouldn’t be a BAG post without linking to that picture) is busy boning a third baby into her.