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Betty Regina Leininger, the regal and majestic Best in Show judge at Westminster in NYC last night. Ms. Betty’s handsome beauty is so commanding that I barely even noticed Sky the wire fox (and Best in Show queen) licking the mouth sweat off of her handler’s face. Nasty hos, and right in front of Ms. Betty! No respect! They should be bowing before her instead of kissing on each other.

I only caught the last few minutes of the Westminster Dog Show last night, but my soul and all my senses tell me that I caught the best few minutes of the Westminster Dog Show. Because in those last few moments a noble vision in royal purple graced my screen. I think I even pulled my lazy body off of the couch and curtsied when I saw her. That is a woman who probably sleeps on her back all night, because she won’t dare ruin her exquisite updo (which she never takes down) and who only gets out of bed when her maids come into the room to open her velvet curtains. If Cinderella’s evil stepmother quit the whole “evil stepmother” thing and decided to become a dog show judge since she has an eye for true beauty, she would be Betty Regina Leininger.

Ms. Betty Regina Leininger is a glorious calla lily from Newfoundland who became a professional all-breed handler after she moved to the US in the 70s. Ms. Betty professionally showed dogs for over 10 years before retiring and becoming a judge. If anybody’s going to judge beauty and poise, it should be Ms. Betty. I just want to serve her Earl Grey tea in a rose pattern china cup on a silver platter. I’d probably swoon myself into a coma when she’d swat at my hand for forgetting to put a single ice cube in her tea. Behold, a true lady. Curtsy, whores!

Even Sky is making a face that says, “Just keep the ribbon. You deserve it more than me.”

Pics: AP