Open Post: Hosted By 7-Eleven’s Drop Of Deliciousness From Doritos And Cheese Heaven

February 11, 2014 / Posted by:

And the ángeles sang!

When Kevin Cobb of DC saw a poster on the door of a 7-Eleven for “Doritos Loaded” he didn’t do what I would’ve done which is jump through that glass door Kool-Aid Man-style and immediately wrap my mouth around that goodness. Kevin opened the door like a human does and bought a box of Doritos Loaded, which is basically just a deep fried cheese snack made with Doritos. Kevin tells Yahoo that it’s kind of like a mozzarella stick and tastes like “Nachos Cheese Doritos dipped in queso.” 7-Eleven told Yahoo that they are only testing it in a few 7-Elevens and that it’s way too soon to talk about whether or not they’re going to offer them nationally.

Since I am a connoisseur of only the finest gourmet delicacies, I’d rather have a bag of Hot Fries or Cheetos than Doritos, but I still want to eat those things until my heart finds a way to grow arms and hands so it can dig out of my body and crawl to safety. I don’t even care that it looks like something that was scraped out of the inside of Brit Brit’s crusty chonies.

But you know, Doritos teamed up with the wrong whores. They should’ve sold these stoner jewels exclusively at weed shops. If they did, they would make quadrillion of dollars, become the most powerful company in the universe and take over the world.

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(Pics via @ohmykevin)

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