Afternoon Crumbs
Oh, don’t mind Stephanie Seymour and her twink sons. They’re just doing creepy, awkward shit like this again… – Drunken Stepfather
Even Laura Jean Poon looks like her last nerve is stretching and splintering while talking to Goopy Paltrow – Lainey Gossip
Crispy Ronaldo’s piece (or maybe she’s Crispy Ronaldo’s ex-piece, I haven’t been keeping up with Crispy Ronaldo news the way I should be) poses with Taylor Armstrong’s twin – Hollywood Tuna
I want to go to the Anti-Gay Grill in Oklahoma with Darren P. – Towleroad
Are we sure the real T-Pain gave this interview, because it doesn’t sound at all like it was given by an auto-tuned robot – The Superficial
“Everybody’s face has been pricked with the Botox needle” is the truth according to Robin Wright – Celebitchy
Like Porscha Stewart really knows where babies come from – Reality Tea
I didn’t know Random Italian Guy was Edward Cullen’s born name – Jezebel
So is Brit Brit thinking, “What is this life?”, or is she thinking, “What is this color on my hair?”, or is she thinking, “Why won’t daddy send the jet to DC to get me Doritos Loaded?” – ICYDK
A minion from hell (aka Goopy) walks into one of the 9th’s circles torture caves (aka Tracy Anderson’s gym) – Popoholic
The Porn Iguana’s lips look like a package of red gummy worms that melted in the sun – IDLYITW
Katy Perry grabbed Anna Kendrick’s chichis, looked like an Amazonian giant while doing so – Pajiba
Hugh JackMeOff will host the Tonys again – HuffPo
I am so glad that Zombeavers is not a horror movie about Pimp Mama Kris’ snatch – OMG Blog
More like news WINS – The Berry
The real-life horror movie that is Stuck in Sochi continues… – Popsugar
Panty Creamer of the Day: Tom Welling goes topless (but where is his nip?) – Just Jared
Whatever you do, keep your eyes up, unless you really want to be assaulted by a trio of fug shoes – Moe Jackson
(Pic via Harper’s Bazaar)