Night Crumbs
Harper Seven gives her review of her mother’s fashion show and even though I haven’t seen one thing from Posh’s collection, I agree with H7! – Lainey Gossip
Expect ScarJo to tear up her contract with SodaStream, because she could take the whole West Bank scandal thing, but she just can’t be the face of a company that also has a deal with a low-level, skeleton-faced fame whore – Jezebel
Gwen Stefani had a baby shower for her third son!!!!!11!!! Throw the bitch in prison and give me all those donuts! – Celebitchy
“Hello, yes, is this 911? I’d like to report an assault with two elegant weapons on the streets of NYC. Hurry, ten more men just fainted!” – Drunken Stepfather
The lies keep squirting out of Backdoor Farrah: She totally approved that second porn she says she didn’t approve – The Superficial
The only thing dumber than waiting in an endless never-ending line at Starbucks is waiting in an endless never-ending line at Dumb Starbucks – Towleroad
Tits looking supple and fuckable and I’m not talking about Teresa Giudice’s – Reality Tea
Adrienne BuillonCubeswhatever looks like the failed prototype of the Kim Kartrashian blow-up doll – Hollywood Tuna
Julia Roberts’ half-sister Nancy Motes died of an apparent drug overdose – ICYDK
Selena Gomez obviously can’t let go Justin Bieber, because ho is still wearing his pants – Popoholic
Fred Armisen is the bandleader for Late Night with Seth Meyers – Pajiba
Shia LaDouche should keep the paper bag on – Just Jared
The Slut Dress’ second and slightly more elegant cousin from New York is finally gets the attention it deserves – HuffPo
Okay, but why does Shosh look like she’s choking and heaving at the same time? – OMG Blog
If I could turn back time, I would because, these faces need to make a comeback – The Berry
This speed skater is going for the gold in camel toes – Popsugar
Three wods: Zac Efron moonwalking –SOW