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February 10, 2014 / Posted by:

Michael Sam, the college football star who may be the first openly gay NFL player and I don’t mean “may” in an “AndersonCooper may drop out of the sky and fall crotch-first onto my face” kind of way. That’s a solid “may,” because apparently he’s really good at football and shit.

Up until yesterday I had no idea who Michael Sam is and when his face started filling my feeds I thought that bitch Baby Brahim crawled his way back under a spotlight. Michael Sam is a defensive linesman for the University of Missouri football team and he’s expected to be picked up in the first rounds of the NFL draft in May. And yesterday, during an interview with The New York Times, he basically said, “Yup, I like peen.” Michael made the decision to come out publicly, because rumors about his sexuality were going around and several scouts asked his agent if he had a girlfriend or had dated chicks. Michael came out to two of his friends on the team a year ago and later came out to the entire team during team-building exercise. Some of his teammates weren’t totally about it, but he says that they’ve been supportive for the most part. That is probably the first time in team-building exercise history that something good has come out of a team-building exercise. Yes, I’m still mad at my classmates for almost dropping my ass during a “trust fall” in the 9th grade.

Michael Sam told the New York Times that after he told his team, he didn’t care who knew.

“Once I became official to my teammates, I knew who I was,” Mr. Sam said. “I knew that I was gay. And I knew that I was Michael Sam, who’s a Mizzou football player who happens to be gay. I was so proud of myself and I just didn’t care who knew. If someone on the street would have asked me, ‘Hey, Mike, I heard you were gay; is that true?’ I would have said yes.”

No one asked.

“I guess they don’t want to ask a 6-3, 260-pound defensive lineman if he was gay or not,” Mr. Sam said. And he laughed.

In an interview with ESPN, Michael said that he feels nothing but pride about telling the world he’s gay.

“I’m not afraid to tell the world who I am. I’m Michael Sam: I’m a college graduate. I’m African American, and I’m gay. I’m comfortable in my skin.”

And he went on to say, “I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Michael Sam I am.

Of course, Sports Illustrated says that some whores are predicting that Michael Sam’s draft stock has dropped since he’s publicly declared his love for hard peen and man ass, because you know, a sport where a bunch of dudes in Spandex meggings tackle each other’s asses is still a “straight man’s sport.” But whatever, Michael Sam is the first draft pick of my heart (“Eh, I take back everything I said.” – Michael Sam) and he gets extra gold stars for that pristine hairline and for making that one-head work.

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