Something Nobody Asked For: A Sequel To Backdoor Farrah’s Porn
In news that’ll make you want to shove a Fleet enema into your right ear hole and squeeze, Vivid Entertainment has shit out the news that they will release a sequel to that choreographed and staged porn that Farrah Abraham tried to pass off as a leaked sex tape. Yeah, this cum bubble of a lying mess regretted doing that first “sex tape” so much that she made another one!
On last night’s episode of Couples Therapy, Farrah claims that she was drugged and raped more than once after her first porn came out and so it’s a really good time to announce she made another porn (served in a dirty condom covered in sarcasm). Radar says that the sequel isn’t just leftover shit from Backdoor Farrah’s first porn. It’s all new scenes and I guess her and James Deen felched and made up, because he’s her butt fuck buddy in the sequel too. Steve Hirsch of Vivid tells both Radar and Fishwrapper that the sequel is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More.
“What we are releasing next week is a completely different movie. The new Farrah footage is off the charts! She could definitely teach a few porn stars some moves. We have learned there isn’t anything shy about Farrah. She repeatedly tells the media she’s not a porn star, but she sure acts like one both on and off the screen.”
Vivid obviously really upped the budget (from $35 for an enema, Vaseline and Purell for the camera lense to $85 for all that plus props) for the sequel, because James and Backdoor Farrah bone in a sex swing this time. So now you get to feel your soul shrivel while watching Farrah give off the emotion of a piece of wet Styrofoam while fucking on James Deen in a sex swing.
In her first porn, Farrah and James spread her coochie so wide that I looked all the way up her body into her empty head. We’ve seen all of that, so what more is there to see? Why do we need a sequel? How many holes does Farrah have? What lie is she going to spit out about this one?
The only camera Farrah should get in front of is the camera operated by her psychiatrist who is recording her for their study about sociopaths.