Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 7, 2014 / Posted by:

This envelope from Bank of America addressed to Lisa Is A Slut McIntire! 

Some of us (read: probably just me) have gone through our whole slutty lives hoping that one day an American corporation would recognize our slutiness by sending us a credit card offer addressed to Michael Is A Slut K. That dream came true for writer Lisa McIntire, although she really wasn’t into it and didn’t immediately put that envelope in a gold frame and hang it up on her wall with pride, which is what I would’ve done. Lisa’s real middle name is “Is A Tramp,” so she didn’t appreciate the typo.

The Skank of America Bank of America credit card offer was sent to Lisa’s mom’s house and her mom texted her a picture of it after it came in the mail. Even the inside letter was addressed to Lisa Is A Slut McIntire. Lisa, who is not a slut (I think), tells The Los Angeles Times that after she pointed it out to BofA on Twitter, they apologized, told here they were investigating it and then asked her, um, what she was doing later. The letter was tied to the Golden Key International Honour Society, which Lisa’s a member of, so she also tweeted them about this. Golden Key got back to her and told her that someone at their office typed “Is A Slut” after her first name in her society membership account and it was like that from 2004 to 2008. So now we know that in 2004 there was intern at Golden Key whose girlfriend Lisa dumped his ass for his best friend and now he hates all Lisas.

And the BBC was right. It truly is the Year of the Whores (and Sluts)! Sluts stay winning.

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