Backdoor Farrah Didn’t Shoot New Scenes For The Sequel To Her Porn, So Says Backdoor Farrah

February 7, 2014 / Posted by:

Sucio fans of equine porn all got their tubs of lube ready when it was announced that supermarket coin-op pony turned teen mom turned porn trick turned Christian parenting author Farrah Abraham spread her Cygnus X-1 of an asshole around James Deen’s dick in a new porn. Steve Hirsch of Vivid pretty much foamed out of all his holes when he said that the sequel to Backdoor Farrah’s porn isn’t just leftovers from the first one. Steve said that it was an all new movie, but Backdoor Farrah, whose mouth is a collagen-filled spigot of lies, says she didn’t shoot any new scenes. And I can’t believe I’m going to type these words, but I believe her. Hmm, is that a locust that just landed on my screen.

Backdoor Farrah’s lawyer told TMZ that the “sequel” is full of late-to-the-party cum balls squirted out by the first porn. It’s just clips they didn’t use. There’s nothing Farrah can do to stop it since she signed a contract giving Vivid rights to all of the footage. Backdoor Farrah’s lawyer also spit out this eye roll-inducing puddle of hilariousness:

“[Farrah is] a mother, a public figure, and an author and not a porn star.”

I’m not laughing at Backdoor Farrah’s lawyer saying she’s not a porn star, because she ain’t. That’s offensive to the real porn stars out there. I’m laughing at him calling her a mother and an author.

I didn’t think that James Deen would ever stick his fingers in Backdoor Farrah’s snatch ever again (even if there was a 7-figure check in there), so it makes sense that the sequel is really just a bunch of B-sides. But this should teach Farrah that the next time she goes to sign a porn contract, she should bring a lawyer instead of her father and daughter. But you know, all the blame should fall on her daughter’s little shoulders. Sophia just had one job to do. ONE JOB! All Sophia had to do was thoroughly read that contract since Farrah can’t read! That is why you should never trust a kid with your contracts. Farrah should totally take another “healthy break” from Sophia.

(Pic via Fishwrapper)

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