ScarJo And Kate Winslet Go SANS FARDS For Vanity Fair

February 6, 2014 / Posted by:

For Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue (Side note: Every EVERY every single time I see the word “Hollywood” I hear the greatest entertainer of everyone’s time, Rosa from WB Superstar USA, saying, “Hollywooood, can you handle this?”), famous types like ScarJo, Kate Winslet, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, The Mighty O and Sean Penn kept it “raw” (“That’s what my Grindr profile says!” – John Travolta) while posing for photographer Chuck Close.

Chuck Close pretty much only shoots in Polaroid, he doesn’t run his pictures through Photoshop and he wants his subjects to give him FACE! FACE! FACE! without makeup, fancy hair or fancy clothes. Chuck asked famous whores who usually get full hair and makeup for their passport photo to come SANS FARDS and with undone hair. That’s everyone cue to scream, “Lying bitch is wearing concealer! Lying bitch is wearing foundation! Lying bitch has on more paint than a Real Housewife!”

Vanity Fair posted most of the portraits and after the jump are portraits of Kate Winslet and Brad Pitt looking like a former Fabio impersonator turned train track drifter. (Note: You ARE a crazed Brangeloonie if you even think about licking that curled up nose hair.)

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