Afternoon Crumbs

Pharrell Williams is still wearing that hat that makes him look like a dented peen and yes, I still would – Lainey Gossip

Philip Seymour Hoffman’s friend is suing The National Enquirer for $50 million for making up an interview where he supposedly admitted that the two were crack-smoking lovahs  – Towleroad

As if, like Kanye West would really let Kim Kartrashian wear the tiara – Celebitchy

Question of the day: Why did I spend approximately 25 seconds of my life staring at Anne Hathaway’s camel toe? – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes joins The Knocked Up And Posing Naked Club, and I’m just going to assume that somewhere the Pussy Posse is throwing a baby shower for Leonardo DiCaprio – The Superficial

If you’re wondering where all tissue went, check in Ashley Jizzdale’s bra – Hollywood Tuna

But how will the world go on without any new knocked up selfies of desperation in a wig? – Reality Tea

Sorry, Gosoholics, but Eva Mendes is still the MOST HATED WOMAN ON THE INTERNET – IDLYITW

No… this isn’t creepy and weird at all… ICYDK

Vanessa Hudgens went hiking in a sports bra, because ho knows that regular old “hiking in a boring t-shirt” pics ain’t gonna sell – Popoholic

Dakota Johnson didn’t have to tell us she has no shame. We figured that out when she signed on for Fifty Shades of Shit – Popsugar

The Real World is really real. For real – Jezebel

Madge introduced Pussy Riot at an Amnesty International concert last night and she was dressed like the ringleader in a Kanye West circus while doing so – OMG Blog

It was really nice of P. Diddy to babysit Justin Bieber last night, but he really should’ve dressed him before taking him out – Just Jared

How about YAAAAASSSSS (and I’m only talking about the first picture) – The Berry

George Clooney got revenge on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for speaking the truth at the Golden Globes – Pajiba

And there is something remarkably dumb as fuck about Kirk Cameron – Boy Culture

Christmas died on January 30th and I didn’t even know about it until now – Kenneth in the (212)