Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Kevin Anderson, actor, singer and the previous owner of a spectacular ocean of curls that looked like majestic brunette waves crashing into each other.

Sleeping with the Enemy comes on TV a lot and every time it does, I have to watch it until the very end, because a) that rich asshole’s house is hot and; b) Julia Roberts gives her greatest performance and seeing her look like a lame pony getting tasered while freaking out over can labels never gets old. While watching it the other day, I wondered what ever happened to Kevin Anderson, his undershirt tank top made of fur and his luscious mop of curls. Kevin Anderson played the small town single dude who Julia moves next door to after she fakes her death to get away from her abusive ass husband. (Side note: In 90s movies, chicks were always moving next door to hot white single dudes with locks that look like they jumped right off of a box of Ogilvie home perm.)

Before Sleeping with the Enemy, Kevin did a bunch of theater stuff, and after Sleeping with the Enemy, he was Joe Gillis opposite Patti LuPone’s Norma Desmond in the first production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Sunset Boulevard in London.

In news that made my nipples deflate, Kevin Anderson no longer has a head full of luscious curls. He kind of has Russell Crowe hair now. Kevin was most recently in the direct-to-VOD masterpiece Curse of Chucky. So Kevin was in a direct-to-VOD Chucky movie with A Martinez and Jennifer Tilly while Julia Roberts was nominated for some award for being in some movie with some other actors. We know who’s really winning here.

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