Night Crumbs

February 4, 2014 / Posted by:

Jay-Z and Beyonce went to the Nets game at Barclays last night and either his emotions are always set to “glum cunt” or he’s mad that she wore a hat that attracts Kardashians (see: those big black balls)  - Lainey Gossip

Oh, here’s some promo pictures of a naked Spaz de la Huerta covered in fake blood, but aren’t all pictures of Spaz de la Huerta of her naked and covered in fake blood? – Drunken Stepfather

Bendydick Cumsinbatches’ ancestors were slave traders in Barbados – Celebitchy

Juan Valdez brings a tall glass of himself to Sofia Vegara on EllenTowleroad

Okay I’m all for Irish model Rosalind Lipsett posing in a bikini, but I would like her so much more if she went on a “fook” rant like my Irish hero and today’s HSOTD – Hollywood Tuna

I didn’t know heavy scissoring could make your cherry pop – The Superficial

BREAKING: Kim Kartrashian wants to be blond again – Reality Tea

I’m not sure what kind of workout Ireland Baldwin is doing, but if it involves practicing making a baby, then I guess this pose makes sense – IDLYITW

Those Kardashian family stuffed animals are so life-like looking – The Berry

A strong wave of sadness covers Lukas Haas as he realizes that Jonah Hill is slowly taking his place as Leonardo DiCaprio’s main ho – Just Jared

2,386,990,875,890,782,440 is approximately the number of ovaries that exploded while watching Benadryl Cucumberpatch on Sesame StreetJezebel

House of Card has already been renewed a third season – ICYDK

1996 will forever live on in Kristen Stewart’s clothing choices – Popoholic

Because she really needs it, Parasite Hilton won $50,000 playing blackjack. That will buy her at least a 30-day supply of Valtrex – HuffPo

Robbie from Shameless’ ass: Here it is – OMG Blog

Preach it, Panti Noble! - Boy Culture

Lena Dunham gets revenge on Howard SternPajiba

Prince George’s vacation onesie and hat will sell out in 3…2.. – Popsugar

It’s been 5 minutes since Mimi’s last bikini picture, so thank the Lisa Frank Gods that she posted another one or we’d all be on the floor with the shakes – SOW



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