Woody Allen Has Shit To Say About Dylan Farrow’s Open Letter Right Now, But Will Comment On It Soon

While some of us were cringing at the most disturbing parts of Dylan Farrow’s open letter in The New York Times last night, the PedoTurtle she accused of abusing her was out at the Knicks game with his two daughters. Woody Allen hasn’t opened his mouth about Dylan’s open letter and he kept it closed when a cameradude asked him about it outside of Madison Square Garden last night. While Woody and his daughters were waiting for their car, the cameradude asked him about Dylan Farrow’s molestation accusations. Woody has never really opened his mouth about the accusations and that’s exactly what he did last night. Bitch kept his words inside of his mouth. TMZ has the video if you really need to see Woody not saying shit. But Woody is planning to say shit soon according to his spokeswhore. In a statement to Mother Jones, Woody’s publicist said that Mia put it all in Dylan’s head:

“Mr. Allen has read the article and found it untrue and disgraceful. He will be responding very soon…At the time, a thorough investigation was conducted by court appointed independent experts. The experts concluded there was no credible evidence of molestation; that Dylan Farrow had an inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality; and that Dylan Farrow had likely been coached by her mother Mia Farrow. No charges were ever filed.”

In Dylan’s open letter, she also called out the likes of Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin for working for a child toucher. The Hollywood Reporter talked to Cate Blanchett at The Santa Barbara Film Festival last night and asked her about Dylan calling her ass out. Cate’s PR team obviously fed her a statement before she was asked about it, because she kept it completely neutral.

“It’s obviously been a long and painful situation for the family and I hope they find some resolution and peace.”

And then she went on to say, “BUT GIVE ME THAT OSCAR!”

Alec Baldwin was also called out on Twatter by one of his followers and he behaved like the throbbing, pus-filled dick pimple that he is by cursing out his follower before saying that he has nothing to do with that family’s “personal struggles.”

Of course Woody Allen isn’t going to say shit about it to a cameradude. Of course Woody Allen’s publicist is going to say that Mia Farrow is out to destroy Woody Allen and made it all up. Of course Cate Blanchett is going to keep it neutral during her Oscar campaign. And of course I’m going to handle this the same way I’ve been handling Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death. I’m going to munch on another Sno-Ball dipped in vodka while watching the Puppy Bowl with the sound off.