Open Post: Hosted By The 2014 Kitty Halftime Show Starring Keyboard Cat

February 2, 2014 / Posted by:

I just CAN’T with today and it’s been the worst, so here’s some much needed medicine in the form of the Kitty Halftime Show! It’s the 10th anniversary of  the Puppy Bowl, so Animal Planet broke the budget and emptied their bank accounts by going big! They hired the world famous pussy who has entertained millions (“Only millions? Amateur.” – Parasite Hilton’s pussy) to headline the Kitty Halftime Show this year. Keyboard Cat, who looked about as stoned as you on this Super Smoke A Bowl Sunday, showed everyone why he’s one of the universe’s most talented pussies by busting out his version of “Locked Out Of Heaven.” I keep checking the Twatter House of Bruno Mars, because I’m pretty sure he’s going to cancel his halftime performance since he knows there is no way he can ever top this. Keyboard Cat played Bruno Mars off before he even started.

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