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February 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Amore, the parrot of an Italian porn star who got blessed by Pope Francis!

Last week, two peace doves that Pope Francis released into St. Peter’s Square got their asses jumped by a dark-sided crow and a bitchy ass seagull. Pope Francis needed to do a little damage control with the bird community, so on Wednesday he blessed a parrot named Amore that belongs to a Francesco Lombardi, a “world champion” stripper turned porn star. Francesco told ANSA (via ABC News) that he brought Amore to St. Peter’s Square to meet Pope Francis. The Pope ignored Amore’s ass at first but when he made his rounds again in his Popemobile he stopped for the parrot and blessed it. Francesco said this about bringing a little Amore to the Pope (wink wink):

“It was fun. A sort of mixing of the holy and the profane. I am a world champion stripper and have the leading role in Tinto Brass’s next movie.”

When I first read the headline “Pope Francis Blessed Porn Star’s Parrot,” I thought they were talking about a different kind of bird and said to myself, “Damn, that Pope is really making the abuelitas faint with his progressiveness.” Francesco said that Amore called Pope Francis “papa” when they met. Francesco didn’t say this, but I’m sure that Amore also said “Polly want a cracker” before Pope Francis gave him a communion wafer.

And two other things: Pope Francis’ jacket is sharp as fuck and definitely made the abuelitas swoon, and I’m sad that the words “world champion stripper” will never be on my resume.

(For John L)

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