Night Crumbs

January 31, 2014 / Posted by:

Panty Creamer of the Day: Tom Hiddleston’s throwing an “Oh, you got a little of my juices right here” pose in Elle UK  - Lainey Gossip

Christie Brinkley must be drinking the same kind of virgin’s blood that Jared Leto’s drinking – The Berry

Prince Charles obviously hasn’t seen Cressida Boner’s elegant and luxurious scrunchie collection - Celebitchy

Nice try, baby polar bear, but Sophie the Alabama pussy did the whole “first time in the snow” thing better – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson in the ads for The Jessica Simpson Collection – Drunken Stepfather

You probably already figured this, but Lindsay Lohan’s most likely getting paid in 8-balls for her next movie – The Superficial

Budweiser usually gives me the heaves, but this time it’s giving me that strange, unfamiliar warm feeling in the dark orb of bitterness in my chest – IDLYITW

Kim Zolciak would like all her followers to know that the dead Benji on her head weighs more than her body at this point – Reality Tea

Alyssa Milano’s top says “sports bar waitress” but the bottom says “junior prom queen runner-up” – Hollywood Tuna

Olive Garden is going to regret this decision when OctoMom shows up with her child army – Jezebel

Well, you can’t spell Lindsay Lohan without L-I-A (which is how White Oprah says “liar“) – CDAN

Leslie Mann SANS FARDS – Popoholic

Shia LaDouche has gone without taking a shower for longer than his STUNT QUEEN stunt lasted – ICYDK

From the Department of YES: Lori Petty’s going to be on Orange is the New BlackPajiba

Party monster Michael Alig could be released back into the wild… – OMG Blog

You know Shia LaDouche’s dirty ass is growing three kinds of butt jelly – Just Jared

Why did I mistake Foxy Knoxy for Lena Dunham?  - Popsugar

Alessandra Ambrosio Salad’s bikini top looks like rainbow sherbet. I want rainbow sherbet. – Moe Jackson



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