PETA went before Congress today to provide photographic proof that kayaking frat boys are mercilessly slaughtering thousands of blind baby ducks each year during the annual “DUCK OFF” competitions held around the country during Spring Break. – JustSomeWhiteGuy
Jay-Z & Beyonce spared no expense. Only the best, wild-caught rubber duckies for Blue Ivy. – Clairvoycunt
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