Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Jim Cantore, the hot seasoned Weather Channel meteorologist who is not here for shenanigans and will send your nuts to the ER if you try to keep him from reporting serious weather news. The Chuck Norris (sans all that anti-gay marriage shit, I think) of weather reporting has finally been found!

Jim Cantore was in Charleston, SC last night reporting on the nasty, wet winter storm that’s fucking up people’s lives in the south (Dear the South, sacrifice the Atlanta Housewives to the Snow Miser, it’s the only way!) when some probably drunk student thought he could videobomb the shot. The videobomber quickly learned that when you mess with Jim Cantore, you could lose your ability to make babies. As a strong douche front came for Jim, he raised his smoothly raised knee like a weather-reporting ninja and handled that shit without missing a beat.

Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of knee to the balls.

Jim Cantore gives me butch Stanley Tucci vibes, so he’s always done things to me, but that move has made me fall in love with him. Thwart those videobombers, bald daddy.

(YT via Reddit, Pic via Weather Channel/Danny Acres)

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