Before Chris Hemsworth got to swing around his rock hard hammer as Thor, every single white dude with a SAG card auditioned for that role including Tumblr’s second husband Tom Hiddleston. On the Thor: The Dark World DVD, which comes out next month, the bonuses include Tom’s Thor audition and CBM posted two GIFs from it. This is the reason why Tumblr’s clit hasn’t stopped shaking since this morning. The GIFs are after the cut and if you haven’t seen them already, prepare your eyes, loins, no-no and soul for Tom’s golden Jesus locks and his “Raise Your Hammer If You’re Sure” moves.
Tom Hiddleston as Thor is about as bizarre and brain-twisting as Chris Hemsworth as Loki. Chyna would’ve made a better Thor than Tom Hiddleston. But Tom should’ve definitely kept that gorgeous blond “just stepped out of a salon” hair, because it’s very “Jared Leto as Jeff Spicoli.”
And he also kind of looks like a wild and enraged Willa Wonka who tries to get back his Chocolate Factory after the Ooma Loompas turned against him and took over. In other words, Tom Hiddlestoner has never looked hotter to me.