Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 28, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

IceJJFish, the premiere R&B yodeler of YouTube!

Just like how Macklemore texted Kendrick Lamar to say that he didn’t deserve that Best Rap Album Grammy, Justin Timberlake and Lorde should both drop a comment on IceJJFish’s YouTube Channel to let him know that they are not worthy and he should’ve gotten those awards for his haunting romantic ballad “No Topping You.” Hell, past and future winners of those categories should apologize to IceJJFish for winning the award he should’ve gotten.

While caressing a chick who definitely answered a Craigslist ad looking for “a GG from Shahs of Sunset type to star in a music video with an R&B SUPERSTAR,” the D’Angelo of Mordor beautifully sings about how he wants to eat her pussy like Rosati’s and how all she wants is for her pussy to get poppin’. I know this is hard to believe, but the video is even more romantic and poetic than the lyrics of IceJJFish’s masterpiece. The chick has a look on her face that says, “Can we just get this over with so I can get my Walmart gift card and go,” while she chews gum the entire time. You know how some smokers chew gum all the time to keep their mouth busy? That’s what the delicate flower in this video is doing too. If she wasn’t chewing that gum, her mouth would be all over IceJJFish’s mouth, because he’s that irresistible and she’d want to stop the mangled musical notes from coming out of his face. IceJJFish’s singing voice sounds like “an un-auto-tuned Brit Brit with laryngitis” and that is a rare and special sound that only some people can appreciate and by “some people” I mean “deaf people” and by “deaf people” I mean “not even deaf people.”

And I’m calling it now, “No Topping You” will soon be declared the POWER BOTTOM ANTHEM OF 2014!

via Noisey (For Kortni)

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