Afternoon Crumbs

January 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp presented at last night’s Grammy salute to The Beatles and every time I see his burnt orange boy band circa 1990s hair, I’m reminded about the tragic results I had with Sun-In. Never4Get (thanks to Johnny’s hair) – Lainey Gossip

FYI: Beyonce is smaller than a size 4 and if you tell her otherwise you’ll be eating moth ball soup with Basement Baby in the basement – Celebitchy

Hilary Duff must be new to getting on her knees at parks, because everyone who does that regularly knows that you should never ever wear white jeans while doing it – Hollywood Tuna

Aaaaaaaaaah wiiiii-iiiiiiish Aaaaaaaaaaah kneeeeew hooooooooow toooooo quiiii-eeeee-iiiit you – Towleroad

Get it, Porn Iguana, fuck your way to the top middle bottom! – The Superficial 

The Dollar Tree clearance bin Megan Fox is trying it in the UK – Drunken Stepfather

Dear Reza from Shahs of Sunset, please keep that look. Love, my puckering b-hole – Reality Tea 

Ashley Benson says she will never ever show her nips or bare crotch in a movie. Let’s all remember this in a few years when Ashley Benson has to pay the rent by doing a Skinemax original  – IDLYITW

Kristen Bell doesn’t want you looking at her kid – Jezebel

To me, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique has always looked like a giant bedazzled Avatar dick. I would. Popoholic

Rosie O’Donnell is going be on The View after 7 years and I will only watch it if they lock her in a cage with Hasselcrack  – ICYDK

Prepare your eyeballs and wrap your soul in Saran Wrap, because Miley Cyrus is getting ready to twerk on Madge’s memaw crotch during her MTV Unplugged performance – OMG Blog

Gawker should just let Quentin Taratino suck one of their toes off and get it over with – Pajiba

Oh, LordeHuffPo

PUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHS – The Berry

I’m pretty sure Ryan Phillippe wrote that after he found out he was fresh out of weed – Just Jared

Bendadick Cumsinbatches is doing a movie called Blood Mountain, which for some strange reason reminds me of that recent episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo where all the girls scream at Sugar Bear to get them tampons – Popsugar

The “true love” bra is a thing that exists – SOW

(Pic via Getty)

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