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January 27, 2014 / Posted by:

No, I promise you, this is not yet ANOTHER picture of Madge at the Grammys last night.

Grown hos ran and screamed for an adult last night when Madge floated onto the red carpet looking like she was there to slurp on some souls, but grown hos really ran and screamed for an adult when Shawn “Clown” Crahan¬†of Slipknot¬†showed up wearing what looked like one of John Wayne Gacy’s old clown masks that was stolen from a police station’s evidence room. While looking like Lindsay Lohan after a rough night, Clown worked the red carpet with his wife and daughter who are obviously used to this Pennywise fuckery, because they’re probably the only ones there who didn’t piss out of their b-holes.

If a law, proposing that wearing a clown mask in public is ILLEGAL and punishable by life in prison, went up for vote, I’d be the first to check FUCK YES for that shit, but I’m all for Clown wearing this terrifying mask last night. I mean, the Grammys is filled with clowns who disguise themselves as normal human beings, so at least Clown kept it real. And I hope that the staple-shaped eyebrow becomes the newest beauty trend.

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