Afternoon Crumbs

January 27, 2014 / Posted by:

And for one second during Saturday Night Live, Jonah Hill knew what it was like to be a pretty, pretty Victoria’s Secret AngelThe Superficial

Charlize Theron must really have good pussy game, because Sean Penn has gone from spitting out saliva streams of rage at the paps to starring in hand-holding happy time photo-ops – Lainey Gossip

That stuffed pussy looks more alive in the eyes than RiRi does – Drunken Stepfather

Parasite Hilton managed to find a dress that is as fugly as her soul – Celebitchy

Since Hyundai Porsha Stewart from The Real Housewives of Atlanta obviously has a lot of time on her hands, she should take a class at The Learning Annex on the underground railroad – Reality Tea

The Pope really needs to teach his doves how to fight better – Towleroad

Anna Kendrick’s chichis look like two shy toddlers hiding behind their mother’s legs – IDLYITW

If Justin Bieber decided to reinvent his career by starring in a drag musical about the life of Twiggy at a community theater in Canada…. – Hollywood Tuna

Elizabeth Banks will make her directorial debut with Pitch Perfect 2 Jezebel

The nine inch nail on Trent Reznor’s middle finger went up when CBS cut off his Grammy performance – ICYDK

When I woke up this Monday morning, I had no idea that I’d spend a few seconds of my afternoon looking for Olivia Wilde’s pregnant camel toe. What is my life? – Popoholic

Gloria Estefan looked like a blood clotty maxi-pad at the Grammys – OMG Blog

Quentin Tarantino is still mad, sues Gawker – Pajiba

SuBo wants to be a normal person again – HuffPo

Madge almost covered herself in some Mandrell Sisters glamour for her Grammy performance – Boy Culture

Gwen Stefani’s mother is giving me ladies who lunch glamour – The Berry

Jennifer Lawrence gladly takes $15 million to wear ugly dresses from Dior for the next 3 years – Just Jared

Marilyn Manson’s face is saying everything that needs to be said about Amber Heard getting engaged to Johnny Depp (and THAT RING, I think Johnny used half of his Pirates of the Caribbean money to buy that thing) – Popsugar

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