Afternoon Crumbs

And for one second during Saturday Night Live, Jonah Hill knew what it was like to be a pretty, pretty Victoria’s Secret Angel – The Superficial

Charlize Theron must really have good pussy game, because Sean Penn has gone from spitting out saliva streams of rage at the paps to starring in hand-holding happy time photo-ops – Lainey Gossip

That stuffed pussy looks more alive in the eyes than RiRi does – Drunken Stepfather

Parasite Hilton managed to find a dress that is as fugly as her soul – Celebitchy

Since Hyundai Porsha Stewart from The Real Housewives of Atlanta obviously has a lot of time on her hands, she should take a class at The Learning Annex on the underground railroad – Reality Tea

The Pope really needs to teach his doves how to fight better – Towleroad

Anna Kendrick’s chichis look like two shy toddlers hiding behind their mother’s legs – IDLYITW

If Justin Bieber decided to reinvent his career by starring in a drag musical about the life of Twiggy at a community theater in Canada…. – Hollywood Tuna

Elizabeth Banks will make her directorial debut with Pitch Perfect 2 – Jezebel

The nine inch nail on Trent Reznor’s middle finger went up when CBS cut off his Grammy performance – ICYDK

When I woke up this Monday morning, I had no idea that I’d spend a few seconds of my afternoon looking for Olivia Wilde’s pregnant camel toe. What is my life? – Popoholic

Gloria Estefan looked like a blood clotty maxi-pad at the Grammys – OMG Blog

Quentin Tarantino is still mad, sues Gawker – Pajiba

SuBo wants to be a normal person again – HuffPo

Madge almost covered herself in some Mandrell Sisters glamour for her Grammy performance – Boy Culture

Gwen Stefani’s mother is giving me ladies who lunch glamour – The Berry

Jennifer Lawrence gladly takes $15 million to wear ugly dresses from Dior for the next 3 years – Just Jared

Marilyn Manson’s face is saying everything that needs to be said about Amber Heard getting engaged to Johnny Depp (and THAT RING, I think Johnny used half of his Pirates of the Caribbean money to buy that thing) – Popsugar