Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham have both been smeared all over the front page of Dlisted today, so let’s complete the porn trick trifecta with the original talentless fame whore who leaked her own sex tape to become the icon of the ho stroll. While wearing Frederick’s of Hollywood’s version of Jaimie Alexander’s refined Slut Dress, Parasite Hilton made dozens of hos run for safety and put on gas masks when she walked the red carpet at some pre-Grammy party in a dress that let everyone know she probably wasn’t wearing panties. How the County of Los Angeles didn’t declare a nuclear emergency is beyond me. I should’ve warned you in the headline to not stare directly into Wonky’s black whoretex of destruction. If you did, then your soul has probably jumped out of your body and you’re screaming for the misery to end while trying to tear off the herp sores that grew on your eyeballs. It’s like 2007 again!
I need to stop hating, because Wonks is actually doing something nice for her crotch critters. That sheer crotch part is like a screened-in porch for her cooch crustaceans and it’s providing with some much-needed air. That was really nice of her.