While Beyonce barked at her team to quickly search YouTube for an obscure European performance art piece that she can rip off and use for her Grammy performance on Sunday, the real talent of the Knowles family DJ’d the hell out of a dance party for her stuffed animals and moths in the basement of Tina Knowles’ mansion. No, Basement Baby DJ’d some Spotify pre-Grammy party in L.A. last night. Whenever some dumb shit on the Internet labels Beyonce as a “fashion icon,” I immediately declare their future opinions as null and void, because could she ever pull off this look? Absolutely not. Basement Baby looks like a jacked up Rugrats character gone wrong and that’s very, very right. Yes to Basement Baby’s homage to Rosannadanna hair and double yes to her sort of homage (I know their ANTS!) to the Hairspray roach dress. Beyonce. Could. Never.
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