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January 22, 2014 / Posted by:

The drunk chick from Baltimore who let out a loud cry for Taco Bell on Craigslist after she got trapped in the snow storm! 

A chick from Baltimore did what you’re supposed to do when the snow traps you: she got fucked up on booze. When the sweet nectar started flowing through her veins she got a serious craving for the food of the Wasted Gods, Taco Bell, but didn’t think her little hybrid could handle all that shit load of snow. So she went on Craigslist and prayed for a hero with a 4WD to save a ho by driving her to Taco Bell. I’m sure dozens of drunk hos in Baltimore put up a Craigslist ad where they begged for a taco to put their mouth on, but this ad was about actual tacos:

Guy it’s snowing like a bitch outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my shitty little hybrid douchemobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in tacos, or chalupas, or whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

When this made it to Reddit’s FrontPage, the snowed-in drunk taco muncher showed herself and said that nobody really came through so she had to drive herself through the snow to Taco Bell. Yeah, nobody came through. The fuck kind of country we live in? This is supposed to be America! And she didn’t rape herself, but I’m sure that Doritos Locos Taco Supreme handled that later when it tore her asshole apart.

I ended up taking myself after a bit of sobering up, and no I did not rape myself… but the night is young.

I know the takeaway from this is that she drove drunk to Taco Bell in the snow. Not to defend her ass, but I’m 100% sure that 100% of the people going through the Taco Bell drive-thru in the middle of the night are pretty much all the way wasted. But next time, the snowed-in drunk taco muncher should consider taking a cab, because you aren’t officially a classy and genteel member of society until you’ve taken a cab through a Taco Bell.

via Jalopnik

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