Nothing will make you dip your entire face in boiled holy water and file a complaint with every human rights organization like Miley Cyrus’ video for “Wrecking Ball,” but Ron Jeremy comes close. If the world was a perfect place where only right things happened, future “Wrecking Ball” parodies would’ve been labeled illegal after Hot Slut of my life La Vampy murdered, butchered and buried the parody game. But it isn’t a perfect world and it is full of NOT RIGHTS (see: me eating almost healthy, I did eat two spoonfuls of cookie butter, yesterday and not immediately losing the globe of bloat in my gut), so The Hedgehog did his own extremely timely, shot-by-shot remake of that mess.
If staring at Ron Jeremy’s beef-stuffed salchicha rolling around in white chonies doesn’t make you want to take a mental health day, then him titty fucking the wooden sledgehammer handle will. And Ron’s hernia kind of looks like an alien fetus crawling out of his belly button. He should really put a barber shop quartet hat on it.
And a long skid mark would’ve made this ART.