Open Post: Hosted By Lady CaCa And The Most Stunning Creature In The World

January 20, 2014 / Posted by:

Getting a hard glimpse of Donatella Versace’s exquisitely crafted “Voldemort with a Silly Putty nose” face should make you jealous of all of her victims, because this is the last beautiful sight they see before she puts her Collagen-stuffed mouth over their mouths and sucks out most of their internal organs along with their last breath. Lucky whores. Here’s Donatella leading Lady CaCa, who looks like an Avril Lavigne statue sculpted out of hardened baby powder, into an ivory tomb where they feasted on the young blood of waifs with the rest of their coven of vampire witches. Well, technically they’re going into some fancy hall to watch the Atelier Versace show in Paris, but I’m sure they did that feasting on blood shit at the after-party.

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