On the HOW TO BE QUIRKY AND RILL AND GOOFY AND OF THE PEOPLE checklist written by Jennifer Lawrence’s PR team are the following items:
- Talk about butt plugs
- Talk about cake
- Talk about how you’re considered a fat fuck in Hollywood
- Talk about armpit pussy
Well, Jennifer Lawrence can check every item off now, because at the SAG Awards on Saturday night, she told malnourished ant Giuliana Rancic that she was suffering from armpit cooch. I don’t know what’s more worthy of three eye rolls in this clip: Ghouliana acting like actual fat exists on her praying mantis skeleton of a body or Jennifer Lawrence screaming about how there’s so many cameras at a public award show that’s broadcast on television using cameras.
The thing is, I don’t even see any armpit pussy there. If she’s really got a case of armpoon, then that’s a sad excuse for an armpoon. She needs to study Xtina’s armpit snatch to see what a real armpit snatch looks like. Jennifer Lawrence just really wanted to say ARMPIT VAGINA on TV. Besides if she really had armpit chocha, Gerard Butler would’ve magically appeared, spit on her armpit chocha and stuck his raw peen in it before disappearing into the night.