Night Crumbs

The un-Photoshopped pictures of Lena Dunham in Vogue are here and it’s nothing to lose your mind over, but I’m still waiting to hear how the pigeon (aka the star of that shoot) feels about this – Jezebel

Awkward Family Photos: The Monuments Men Edition – Lainey Gossip 

You’re probably a shitty parent when an Ed Hardy-wearing sad sack of douche comes off like the voice of reason – The Superficial

Penny Marshall and Carrie Fisher might be bumping dehydrated mango slices. If this is true, they’re my new favorite couple and I really hope their sex tape leaks – Celebitchy

CoCo shows us how classy pearls wipe their asses – Drunken Stepfather

Um, speak for yourself, whores, I’m not obsessed with straight dudes (cut to me typing on a MacBook covered with a Prince Hot Ginge skin on a desk that’s decoupaged with pictures of a shirtless Adrien Brody)  – Towleroad

In a shocking turn of events, Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz aren’t going to get engaged, get married, have 3 kids and move to a goat farm in Vermont where they’ll spend forever and ever together – IDLYITW

Emmy Rossum’s on Complex magazine wearing the exact same outfit you wore in 8th grade wood shop – Hollywood Tuna

On a douche scale from Tom Hanks to Shia LaDouche, where does this Jax trick from Vanderpump Rules fall, because I so would – Reality Tea

I think what rabid hamster Nancy Grace meant to say is, “People on pot hug, kiss and lick Cheetos powder off of each other” – Pajiba

Barbara The Basin (that’s how I read her name) was obviously referring to Justin Bieber – Tosh.0

I don’t know if JLo is trying to make a sexyface or she’s trying to drop a fart covertly – Popoholic

Gwen Stefani is having ANOTHER boy – ICYDK

Zara Phillips birthed the 16th in line to the British throne – Popsugar

If you haven’t had enough “Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are engaged” stories this week, here’s another one – Just Jared

I’m still waiting for Happy Underwearless Friday, but Shirtless Friday will do for now – The Berry