Brandi Glanville Wishes She Was Molested As A Child

January 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Brandi Glanville knows that her relevancy is powered by the dumb shit foolery that comes out of her mouth and the more shocking the verbal dingles that come out of her mouth are, the more attention she’ll get. So Brandi decided to really go for it and turn the fuckery switch all the way up. On her podcast Brandi Glanville Unfiltered (via Radar), the melting wax puppet joked about how she wishes she was child touched when she was a little girl. (Woody Allen, Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile all just “liked” the Brandi Glanville Facebook fan page.)

Brandi had comedians Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine on her podcast show and I guess Jim regularly jokes about molestation and how a pedo tried to touch him when he was 14. The mother of two little boys, who isn’t a comedian, decided to get into the child abuse jokes game and said that she was sad when a pedo principal molested her sister and not her. Err…..

Brandi: I was actually stalking you online, Jim, and we have something in common. Yeah, I too wanted to be molested by a child and wanted to be passed up.

Jim: Really? What happened? I was an altar boy, so…

Brandi: Well, I was in Lutheran school, so…

Jim: But they didn’t really go after the girls too much, though.

Brandi: They did! My sister got felt up.

Jim: By?

Brandi: By a principal. But nothing from me. He didn’t look at me sideways.

Don: Did you feel hurt by that?

Brandi: Yeah. Now looking back, I’m super-bummed. I was thinking, “All this and nothing?” Super-hot and they passed me up!

After Brandi got shit for that shit, she tweeted this, which really doesn’t explain anything:

And since LeAnn Rimes always has to up a bitch, expect her to quit her yodeling job to become a full-time altar boy in a Catholic church.

UPDATE: Brandi is sowwy if she offended you.

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