Open Post: Hosted By Simon Rex

January 15, 2014 / Posted by:

Here’s barely legal twink porn star turned MTV VJ turned star of The Karate Dog turned Nancy Grace hater giving us a panty creaming blast from the past in Miami a couple of days ago. I know warm, sticky memories are covering some of you as you think of all the times you smeared Pina Colada-scented lube all over your fuck parts and fapped to Simon Rex. Fap for old time’s sake. Simon Rex kind of looks like a meth-addicted Craigslist hustler who markets himself as a Jared Leto look-alike, and that’s exactly why I still would.

Pics: Splash

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