Demure Porn Blossom Elizabeth Starr Would Like To Warn You About The Dangers Of Getting Mega Chichis

January 15, 2014 / Posted by:

Just like my favorite big-tittied rose in the garden of silicone Sheyla Hershey, porn star Elizabeth Starr has learned that having two Mama Junes sitting on your chest can sometimes earn you a one-way ticket to a triple-wide, two-story coffin. You can’t really tell by that picture, but Elizabeth has forty tons of hard plastic shoved into her tits and her doctor tells her that if she doesn’t get a double mastectomy, she could get a blood clot and die. So Elizabeth has to choose between dying a slow, painful death but keeping the balls of elegance on her chest. Or get rid of them and lead a somewhat normal life. And that whiner Sophie thought she had a difficult choice to make.

The blonde Big Ang tells Barcroft Media (via HuffPo) that her titty trauma started fifteen years ago when some crooked plastic surgeons lied to her when they told her that “string” breast implants were FDA approved. They weren’t. String breast implants were basically like Viagra for your tits except that shit was permanent. It turned tits into mutant globes that would not stop growing. Elizabeth got them, because she thought having CoCo’s ass on her chest would take her further in her porn career. HuffPo explains “string” implants like this:

The procedure involves putting synthetic polypropylene ‘strings’ into the breasts. The strings generate fluid production and then absorb the fluid, causing the breasts to continuously expand over time. The implants were banned in the United States and Europe a few years after Starr’s operation.

After the mother of two (six if you include her tits) got the surgery, her tits grew to a size O (for Oprah) and she was immediately hit with all kinds of health problems. She’s gone under the knife 63 times for corrective surgery and she’s always bruising herself because her tits hit the wall before she even sees the wall. The 44-year-old whose tits look like two dew drops sitting on a pristine daisy petal says that she’s speaking out to help others.

“A mastectomy would take away my livelihood and I don’t know what else I would do. It’s hard when you have been a victim of something and it’s even harder when you choose a path in life where people might look down on you and think, ‘She deserved it.’ But I wouldn’t wish this on anyone and I hope my story will act as a warning.”

Wasn’t it Edgar Allen Poe who said, “There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.” He must’ve been a future see’er, because he was totally talking about Elizabeth Starr. Well, if Elizabeth decides to save her life by getting that double mastectomy, she’ll still have her lips and those things are at least an F cup. A G cup if she pouts.

(Pic via Pomponik)

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