Open Post: Hosted By Spaz De La Huerta’s Meticulously Applied Lip Liner

January 14, 2014 / Posted by:

But where is the beauty queen of television Paz De La Huerta?” was asked by millions (aka just me) on Golden Globes night when the stunning bloated grease flower was nowhere to be seen. Spaz wasn’t at the Golden Globes, because her natural beauty would’ve been a distraction and she was busy doing more important things like snorting crushed Xanax out a dude’s belly button on the bar at Chateau Marmont. The inspiration to bloated possums who want to make it in Hollywood held court at the Chateau Marmont and did it while wearing a gown made of Spandex and gold condoms, and a vintage Contempo Casuals choker.

If you’re still wondering who was the most gorgeous swan on Golden Globes night, slap yourself in the head, take a good look at Spaz’s exquisite lip liner game and ask yourself again.

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