Jennifer Lawrence knows that she’s America’s Newest Sweetheart (your retirement papers are waiting for you at the America’s Sweetheart headquarters, Julia Roberts) and she knows that Hollywood has spread its ass cheeks and is offering up its gaping asshole to her, so she didn’t give one care while dressing for the Golden Globes yesterday. Jennifer Lawrence smoked a few bowls and wrapped a sheet around her body before asking her assistants to cinch her with two black fabric belts from T.J.Maxx. Then she looked at the wreck in the mirror and said, “I’ll blame this disaster on Dior! Now pack another bowl for mama!” That’s a look that says that she knows that even though she shows up looking like she was just in a ship wreck, they’ll still throw all the awards at her. And they did, because an ILLEGAL act happened when Jennifer Lawrence’s name was announced instead of Lupita Nyong’o’s name. Here’s Jennifer’s OMGICANTBELIEVEIT speech.
And for the record, Ariel worked it better. Like I even had to ask!